a haiku for the bus driver who deliberately drove past me

slimmof112:

I swear to god bruh
Let me catch you in the streets
Bruh I swear to god

http://illmont.tumblr.com

missingeharmony:

heybrittini:

judgehatchett:

no one’s an atheist 30 seconds before an orgasm

OH MY FUCKING GOD

that’s the spirit

http://dutchster.net/post/67509582452/no-ones-an-atheist-30-seconds-before-an-orgasm

sherlock-a-khan:

johnwatsonismyspiritanimal:

Here’s your gun, dear. 

Oh thanks, sweetheart. 

Sherlock with a gun is such a fucking turn on. 

http://sherlocked-for-life.tumblr.com/post/40455028808
http://thedolo.tumblr.com/post/79511068362

falloutwomen:

I’m 91% pop and 91% punk, which makes me 182% pop-punk.

http://humhallelujah.tk/post/62131514762

starllex:

kanyewesticle:

Sundays are one of the main reasons why I want a boyfriend because what does anyone even do on a Sunday like if I had a boyfriend I could do him

or OR YOU CAN GO TO CHURCH ON A SUNDAY AND GET THAT DIRTY MIND CLEANSED BY THE LORD 

http://www.kanyewesticle.co.uk/post/51407949771/sundays-are-one-of-the-main-reasons-why-i-want-a

1dfangirls35:

A mix of the best movie of 2014 and a song from the best boy band ever… What’s better than this??

mistresswhile:

The best thing I ever bought was a banana costume for my dog. Hands down. It shames her so I put it on when we expect new people to come to our house and it keeps her from being crazy. She just stands there.

http://mistresswhile.tumblr.com/post/56988234930/the-best-thing-i-ever-bought-was-a-banana-costume

jessi2222:

This speaks to me on so many levels

http://jessi2222.tumblr.com/post/78030508825/this-speaks-to-me-on-so-many-levels

dirkkawaii:

phlynn:

whats the plural of dubstep

dubsteps or dubstairs

If you fall down dubstairs would that be a bass drop

http://phlynn.tumblr.com/post/29116760975